@thewhitetanktop

Thanks to my role as an active participant in the City Arts Fest, I am now in possession of a WTT Twitter.

I'm frightened for me too. Someone fetch my Twitter pillow.


@something RT: something #something something!

Did You Know I Am Also a Dance Critic?

Neither did I. But this was fun.

Sleeping Buffalo

Be sure not to miss my poetic homage to Gordon Gekko at CAB.


The image above, found in the office of Bretton James, is my second favorite buffalo in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (the first being John Buffalo Mailer). The oeuvre of the artist, Simen Johan, runs a little deeper than that of Mailer fils and several of his images would be perfect accompaniments to other films.

For Werner Herzog's next adventure in South America:


For the unhinged 21st Harry Potter film, where Daniel Radcliffe is in his mid-40s:


For Lars Von Trier's first post-lobotomy feature, which will have two talking foxes:


For M. Night Shyamalan's next film, which will certainly involve at least one kid who looks like this: